On this week's show, Joey Barton's tweets almost throw the John Terry case out of court, Sparky and Ted talk Torres and his inability to score at the moment, they find out what Paul Scholes and Barry White have in common and Sparky find's a megaphone in our new studios.
Plus all this and the usual stalwarts. Look out!

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As Bolton prepare to erect a statue of Nat Lofthouse, Sparky and Ted ask what statue would you erect and where?
Sparky explains how to pull a "sicky" from work, Christopher Samba style and the 'Oldies Are Goldies' debate rages on as we reference Henry, Scholes and David Bowie.
The Rock'n'Goal year is 1995, a year that saw the most punk rock occurrence at a football match between a French legend and an irate Crystal Palace fan. Kung Fu Cantona!
And laslty, this week's guests are Les Ferdinand and Brian Deane who reflect on great carriers, inaugural Premier League goals and flying choppers to training.
Plus all this and much, much more!

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This week Sparky and Ted catch up with 4 time Champions League winner Clarence Seedorf of AC Milan to review a long and decorated career, we applaud Lionel Messi for winning yet another trophy; the Ballon d'Or, also hosted by former guests and friends of the show Kay Murray and Ruud Gullit and our top man on the social networks Shivam entertains us with a list of the funniest African footballers names.
Then finally, we rock on to the Rock’n’Goal Year of 2006 and the bittersweet memories of the World Cup Final that saw Zidane headbutt Materazzi and France eventually miss out on glory.
Plus all this and more on Totally Football!

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Sparky and Ted are back for a Happy New Year and kick things off with a discussion about cigarettes... yes Balotelli's involved and John Terry also gets a mention. In other talking points, Joey Barton gets a look-in, Sparky speaks of his love for the FA Cup third round and Ted tells of how he was rejected by an irrate Zlatan... We love you Zlatan!
Plus we have the usual stalwarts 'Play Your Keeper's Height', 'Week In Stats' and 'Good Week, Bad Week'.
All this and more on Totally Football!

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Sparky is Ted-less in this week's show, so he dusts off some great interviews from the archives, the likes of Graeme Le Saux, Peter Schmeichel, Lou Macari and Ray Wilkins.

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In honour of Socrates passing, this week we talk famous beards in football and also pay tribute to the great Brazillian in our Rock'n'Goal years. Sparky talks to writer of the year and author of 442's football book of the year Neil Humphreys. Plus we have the usual stalwarts your '3 Word Match Reviews', 'Week In Stats' and 'Good Week, Bad Week'. All this and more on Totally Football!

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Guillem Balague gives us a real and forthright insight into Spanish football

On this week’s show we pay tribute to the late, great Gary Speed, find out what you've missed for a football match, introduce two new features: 'Play Your Keeper’s Height' and 'Who Are You?', turn to Spanish football correspondant Guillem Balague for all things La Liga and we rock out to the hits of 1996 with the Rock'n'Goal years. All this and more on this week's Totally Football!

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On this week's show Sparky and Ted congratulate Ireland for their Euro Qualification with a whacky song, they talk Darren Mackie 'The Reading Champion' who's never actually read a book and Sparky interviews Manchester rock band 'The Script'. Go on, Totally Football; it's what your weekend is made for!

This week Sparky and Ted talk 25 years of Sir Alex Ferguson, Zlatan's new book and our guest is none other than Paul McCartney! All that plus your Rock n Goal year is 1986 on Totally Football.